Well, after reading this forum for the past year or so I have come to this solid scientific conclusion based solely on my subjective analysis of forum threads: learning to be good on the mandolin is more difficult than learning to be good on a guitar. I know this because my experience jives with a bunch of other pickers here, so it should be carved in stone or ivoroid. The truth is not out there, but here in this forum.
Learning the mandolin takes much more practice, much more accuracy, much more muscle development, much more coordination, much more humor, much more beer for some folks, much more nail biting about picks, strings, hand position, how to learn, how to practice, what to do, what not to do, and a host of other concerns. Whereas guitar players just kinda go for it.
So the following conclusions can be drawn:
1) mandolin pickers should be paid more than the guitar player
2) mandolin pickers are sexier
3) mandolin pickers who started on mandolin at an early age and are really good now are flat out cheaters!
4) mandolin pickers that keep after it are true heroes
5) a lot of older dudes that played guitar for a thousand years and now have taken up mandolin have caused the glaciers to melt and raised sea levels
6) mandolin pickers should be paid more only if they started first on guitar!
I know it's hard to dispute this true science, but we all know it's true. What other conclusions can be drawn? Why is life so cruel? Why do I have to work so hard?!?!
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