The recent thread looking for advice for playing a first gig got me to thinking about the things I've done for years, some just happened out of the blue, others I have deftly stolen from other entertainers I've seen. There are a few things that have come down the road with me, things that have become signatures of sorts.
When one player is taking an inordinate amount of time tuning I'll usually point out that they are just trying to make the rest of us look bad.
If I can't get the mandolin in tune I'll usually make a comment about the word mandolin being Italian for out of tune.
I have a routine that I go into about running for governor of New Jersey. After an election I'll always thank the three people that wrote in my name.
Every now and then, I obviously can't do it every time, I have the MC at one of our regular venues introduce me as "Mr. Mike Edgerton who by the age 0f 20 had his first top 10 pop song on the charts!" I then step up to the microphone and say: "I just need to correct that a bit, I wasn't 20, I was 25, and it wasn't in the top 10, it was in the top 100, and it wasn't on the pop charts it was on the country charts, and it wasn't me it was my brother."
When people are getting up and leaving in a group during a show I will usually say something about us getting a "Walking Ovation" (stolen from Mike Snider)
I end most sets with a tip of the hat and "Thanks for listening, we'll see you down the road!" (stolen from Tom Russel)
There are dozens of jokes that are used to fill those unexpected moments between songs (somebody breaks a string or can't get into tune, one of the women in the band goes into labor, etc.)
I figured out that it was OK to have these faux-spontaneous routines ready after seeing Peter Rowan at several places one year where he told the same off the cuff story about the writing the lyrics to The Walls of Time. He was so good and it was so natural that I almost felt like I hadn't heard him tell it 5 times before.
I will note that you can't use the same lines every time you're in the same venue or if you're on stage with the person you stole the line from.
Since I'm always looking for new material, have you got anything that you use?
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