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    There was an accordion at my house growing up. I think it belonged to my dad's uncle. He was from Cleveland and of Polish descent; polkas were likely involved. Nobody seriously played it, but us kids messed around with it all the time and it eventually ended up trashed (I didn't trash it though ).

    I kind of wish it was still around. It was pretty fun.

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    Where I used to live my neighbor played the accordion. Guitar too, but wa having some fun with the squeezebox. We did a bunch of gigs together, first as a duo, then as a band. It was great for gypsy swing numbers, even if they were often in weird keys.

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    A: The drool comes out of both sides of the banjo picker's pie hole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by journeybear View Post
    A: The drool comes out of both sides of the banjo picker's pie hole.
    I heard it as "the tobacco juice runs evenly out of both sides of the banjo player's mouth."

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    Well, you know what they say - six of one, the number of teeth he has left on the other.
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    Did you know a banjo player came up with the name for the Toothbrush??

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    What do you call a pretty woman on a banjo player’s arm?



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