The perfect T-shirt

[Eugene]

Some friends here may know that I make my living, my vocation is, as a fisheries biologist/applied limnologist. However, my avocation (part-time vocation) is "classical" music, especially on Neapolitan-type mandolins. I thus present to you the perfect T-shirt score (thanks to eBay). It's all here!

[Rob MacKillop]

Good one! Are the fish are criticising the use of TI flats on an Italian mandolin...?

[Bertram Henze]

I always wondered if there is a submarine counterpart to playing the accordion to cows.

[Jacob]

Trombone seems to work very well.

[Eugene]

Good one! Are the fish are criticising the use of TI flats on an Italian mandolin...?

I'd wager so. Scardinius erythrophthalmus are purists like that.

[bratsche]

I always wondered if there is a submarine counterpart to playing the accordion to cows.

bratsche

[Scotter]

I don't know if it's true or not but I've heard that large mouth bass prefer upright bass and small mouth bass prefer ubass. And, Hoss, if only the frog were wearing a pair of glasses, the resemblance is striking otherwise.

[Eugene]

I don't know if it's true or not but I've heard that large mouth bass prefer upright bass and small mouth bass prefer ubass. And, Hoss, if only the frog were wearing a pair of glasses, the resemblance is striking otherwise.

Micropterus spp. aren't very refined in their tastes.