How the heck do you suppose this happened?!!
https://www.ebay.com/itm/29424009281...kAAOSwl85gyUUf
How the heck do you suppose this happened?!!
https://www.ebay.com/itm/29424009281...kAAOSwl85gyUUf
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"It has damage to the back" ... Ya think?
Unless my weary eyes are deceiving me, that looks more like a deliberate cut than an accidental break. There's no damage to the sides. Possibly something was stuck in there that had to be removed but wouldn't fit through the soundhole. I wonder if the mandolin had been used as a drug mule.
At any rate, the player will be able to hear his/her playing better with that "vent" there.
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Jealous cowboy?
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A bunch of stuff with four strings
Must have been a really big pick.
"Hey, buddy! Can't get yer pick outa there? Hol' on a sec. Lemme get muh Skil saw."
And from now on, that problem is solved - in advance!
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That thing really needs a tone guard...
"it's not in bad taste, if it's funny" - john waters
It's the ultra-distressed model.
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Looks like someone badly needed the Eastman label. Or perhaps it is still there? A mystery, really.
Is a fireplace poker included?
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I will say that Eastman did a nice job on the inside of that mandolin.
"It's comparable to playing a cheese slicer."
--M. Stillion
"Bargain instruments are no bargains if you can't play them"
--J. Garber
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(sorry, couldn't resist)
I am a luthier specialising in historical and world stringed instruments. You can see more info at my website.
The back cut-out could be a revolutionary and very practical option for musicians who, for whatever reason, prefer to not install a traditional toneguard and yet still wish to reduce contact between the mandolin and the player.
The highly detailed professionally drawn illustration below shows a man preparing to play a mandolin that has this groundbreaking new feature. As you can see from the illustration, this concept could be particularly useful for certain body types. Patent pending.
I see that it sold to a single bidder for $225.
You could fit a length of piano hinge and store all sorts of things inside.
Sometimes I write posts and later, within the one hour editor’s reprieve, I decide that though what I have written is amusing to me, it may not be amusing for everyone!
Of course, looking at your wonderful artwork, it could be anything! Maybe it could also be a young, malnourished gay woman of colour with a alcohol-induced bloated, ulcerated liver.
No, it’s an old white guy like me! Funny.
Thinking about why the ebay mandolin looks like that.
You know at the factory, the first mandolin that came off the production line?
It ran maybe twice the price.
Maybe this is the last mandolin off the production line, and they ran out of wood.
Last edited by Simon DS; Jun-28-2021 at 7:35am.
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Ha! I like that idea. Little clips to hold lightweight items inside, such as spare battery for digital tuner, spare picks, a spare string or two. Fastened so as to prevent unwanted vibration.
There is *a* label visible in one of the pics, but I can't tell if it's an Eastman label. Zoomed and lightened for clarity, although not much help:
Well this isn't the side, but a zoomed-in and lightened view of the back. Looks to me like the center seam has come apart and is damaged in one spot (beyond just a normal glue seam failure). Have to click/tap the pic a few times to make it big enough to see:
Although hard to say which came first, the sawing off of half the back or the center seam problem.
Hm. An interesting possibility.
Variants being, perhaps, someone wishing to quickly hide something embarrassing so that their parents won't catch them with it, wouldn't even have to be anything illegal, could be various unmentionables...
Junior: "Uh-oh, Dad's coming! Quick, hide that!"
Friend: "Where?"
Junior: "I dunno, just hide it, hide it NOW!"
(Dad opens door) ... no time left to even reach for a pocket to hide the item...
Friend slips item through ff-hole of Dad's mandolin that the friend was playing when Dad showed up, probably thinking of an earlier time where they'd hid something in a round-hole guitar and easily fished it out later.
... but then they discover that retrieving items through ff-holes is more difficult than they'd anticipated...
Junior: "It won't come out. Now what do we do?"
Friend: "Well, your dad never plays that mandolin anyway, he's got plenty of others, would he even notice if it went missing?"
Junior: "Nah probably not. Hey he's got a buncha tools out in the garage, right? So I've got an idea." (proceeds to garage with the poor unfortunate mandolin)
(above outrageous storyline inspired by stories I've been told of some of my SO's grandkids when they were, shall we say, going through a phase of various types of inappropriate behaviors.)
Not sure I understand the context, as I didn't see your post before you edited it... not sure if you're referring to your post or mine. But yeah humor is tricky and we all get it wrong sometimes. We want to entertain, but sometimes people aren't entertained, for reasons we can't foresee.
Probably the most primitive thing I've drawn since I was 3 years old. Phone notepad/drawing app, move finger around phone screen to try to make a drawing. Maybe should have waited until later in the day when I was back at my computer (better tools) which could have produced a clearer result, but I figured I'd forget. Seemed like a good idea at the time...
Simon! You're not old. Nor do your videos give any indication of a music-inhibiting tummy.
Anyway the idea of tummy vs mandolin, was inspired by seeing (a) my SO who is in fact an old white(ish) guy with a medium-large tummy, although he hasn't sported a poofy hairdo since the 1950s and he doesn't play mandolin, and (b) numerous MandolinCafe posts over the years by men (or posters using male-sounding names) who volunteer that they have a large tummy that interferes with holding their mandolins and/or necessitates the use of a toneguard.
Although, some time after the edit/delete option was no longer available, it occurred to me that the pic could be misconstrued in ways that I hadn't intended, even though I'd specified in my post that the drawing represented a man. In any case, it was too late to change it at that point.
Ah yes, good point!
I briefly had a trapdoor mandolin-banjo, many years ago. I don't know/don't remember if that trapdoor rim was originally paired with that mandolin-banjo neck or if some previous owner had swapped necks/rims, you know how it is with banjos, easy parts interchangeability. Oftentimes you can tell by looking at it, if things have been swapped around, but it was so long ago I don't remember the details. I just remember it was loud and wouldn't stay in tune (hide head, constantly changing head tension with temp/humidity changes, especially irksome playing outdoors with sun/clouds/wind that come and go as you're trying to get through your set).
In any case, on the few occasions I played it, I didn't find any particular need to open the trapdoor, as there was already plenty of volume even with the trapdoor closed.
Although I'm not actually sure if the trapdoor was for volume control or some other purpose (I've never researched it nor heard anything about it), perhaps some utilitarian reason such as the old trick of putting a light-bulb inside the rim on humid days to dry out (tighten up) the head? Before the advent of weatherproof plastic heads, of course.
Anyway back to the topic here, perhaps someone got drunk one night and decided to create their very own trapdoor mandolin? Then they woke up the next day, realized they'd made an oopsie...
The most baffling aspect of this, to me, is that this was done deliberately, with a tool of some kind. This is not the result of an accident, which, while tragic, would be understandable. Stuff happens. This didn't happen, though - it was done. Wonder why?
It's actually a three hour window for editing, after which whatever is is, and forever shall be, as is. Just in case it ever comes up.
But that's just my opinion. I could be wrong. - Dennis Miller
Furthering Mandolin Consciousness
Finders Keepers, my duo with the astoundingly talented and versatile Patti Rothberg. Our EP is finally done, and available! PM me, while they last!
Could this be how Eastman deactivates instruments that aren't up to snuff? Akin to Gibson running over guitars with a bulldozer (but more gentle)?
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