Re: What Do You Want To Be Played At Your Funeral?
I don't really care what happens at my funeral, except for this: It is going to be in my will that my casket be delivered to the service and/or graveside five minutes late. I am a big procrastinator, and I have a song about this called "Five Minutes Late." I've been late my whole life; I don't care how whoever is in charge manages this, but I intend to be late to my own funeral. I am dead serious about that.
Well, that's really all. But for the purpose of this thread, I will make a small request. I don't have a certain song in mind, as long as it is sung by Sarah McLachlan, my all-time favorite pop singer. If she could get her old backup singer Camille Henderson - they were amazing together - to join her on some harmonies, that would be great, and also Sara Hickman, who has probably the warmest voice I have ever heard, and Heather Nova, whose soaring voice is as close to what I imagine a rock angel would sound like, and if Alicia Keys could join them that would be even better. (In fact, for backup singers let's bring in Mariah Carey, Beyoncé, and Christina Aguilera too, as long as they check their egos at the door. And please girls, no fighting over me - I'll already be dead.) I'll leave it up to Sarah and her exquisite taste to decide what to sing - she'll want to sing "Angel," naturally, but I would humbly suggest "Hold On," and her sexiest song, "Steaming" - and if Heather wouldn't mind contributing some of her more ethereal songs, like "Maybe An Angel" and "Paper Cup," that would be great, and "Island" and "Blue Black," might as well pull out all the stops. Sara could do "Take Me With You When You Go," thematically appropriate, and could lighten the mood considerably with "Radiation Man." Also, I would love it - I mean, I would have loved it - if Lucinda Williams could be there, to sing "I Envy The Wind" and "Sweet Old World." Oh, I almost forgot - let's get Patti Rothberg in as well, to do "Remembering Tonight." She knows I love that song. Might as well have a send-off that the living can enjoy, and I would like my last act in this world to be devoted to giving these performers, whose music I love, a little more recognition, and a thanks for their contribution to my musical enrichment and enlightenment. Lastly, if they wouldn't mind, I would like David Grisman and Sam Bush to play some nice background music for the mourners as they file in and mill about before the ceremony, and then afterward, to jam out on "Minor Swing" as people leave, second line style, so people would have some exuberant mandolin music ringing in their ears.
Hey, might as well dream big! I should really apply myself to the task of making such a name for myself in this life that these greats would be happy, even honored, to take the time to send me to the next.
But that's just my opinion. I could be wrong. - Dennis Miller
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