Article: Introducing ASsestra - Relief from Chronic Stringed Instrument Purchasing

[Mandolin Cafe]

You can view the page at https://mandolincafe.com/forum/conte...ent-Purchasing

[Matt]

Approval for this drug has arrived too late for me.

[Cheryl Watson]

Too many side-effects for me; I'd rather do therapy

[BillWilliams]

So good to know relief is finally available.

[James Todd]

Excellent! HAhahahah! I always look forward to April 1!

[lukmanohnz]

Is it a pill or injection?

[Mike Black]

My wife asks "how much is it? We need it".

[Cecily_Mandoliner]

Thank you for the new drug to help with my MAS! But, those side effects... Happy April Fool's Day!!

[Marcus CA]

My doctor prescribed too large of a dose for me, and I ended up selling off everything but my banjo. Still working to find the balance.

[MikeEdgerton]

The question is what kills you first, the disease or the side effects from the drug?

[Dave Hicks]

If meds don't do the trick there's now a scent to apply before you head out to the music store!

[BBarton]

Does ASsestra come in chewable gummy form?

[Don Grieser]

Hey, I have ALL those side effects. Someone must be putting that in my coffee.

[David Rambo]

Where was this when I so desperately needed it? It's too late for me now!

[jnikora]

I'd like to try it but there are a few more instruments I really have to have before I jump off that cliff. Besides, I don't have MAS. Did you hear me? I don't have MAS... I DO NOT HAVE MAS!

[mr ken]

Can you get a 90 day supply?

[Jim Imhoff]

Every time my Hispanic neighbor hears me play the mandolin he yells "NO MAS! NO MAS!" I guess he's recommending ASsestra?

[BrianWilliam]

Is it safe to eat by the handful?

[gh_mando]

I'm 68 and had all three issues for years. Seems like I should be "protected" by now.

[CarlM]

The question is what kills you first, the disease or the side effects from the drug?

Or your spouse after the next purchase.