From the Nigerian prince who loves the jazz of music.

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JazzMando What's New - Gotta love the internet. So many informational treasures, new shopping arenas, communicational vistas... Of course it's all still laden with caveats and precautions, but we received a hilarious entry in our Contact Form from someone who calls himself, "Tazwell Minnit." Scam or prank? You make the call:

"Dear Friends, my name is Ndugood. I am a wealthy Nigerian prince who loves the jazz of music. I am seeking your help to move $200,000,000 from my checking account here in Nigeria to the United States.

I too love the jazz of music and am planning to flee to America to open many jazz clubs at which I would like you to perform. You will receive $42,000 a night, plus a meal. My new "Tribal Village Vanguard" clubs will be of great success and you will become rich like the rest of American jazz musicians. I have already applied for building code exemptions to allow thatched stages and the spearing of live animals.

But I desperately need your help. My tribe, the Swindlisi, a peaceful jazz-loving people, has been horribly oppressed by the ruling military junta, which despises the jazz of music. My father, an exiled king and booking agent, was recently imprisoned under the draconian "three gigs you're out" law. And now I must flee my beloved country with all of my improbable wealth. But I need help in moving it. I have so much money that it will not fit in the allotted two checked bags and one carry-on. I am therefor want to transer the money through your ATM system. (The Nigerian ATM system cannot exchange international currencies; it only converts "antelope to money").

So please to just provide me with your full name and address, social security number, bank account and PIN numbers. And you will become incredibly (literally) rich from playing many jazz gigs. (Note: normal Nigerian Musician's Union rules apply: three hour performances, two 15 minute breaks allowed, musicians to provide their own mosquito nets, one open fire per bandstand, one free meal plus anything you kill).

Act now. The first ten musicians to respond will receive a free copy of the Nigeria's Greatest Jazz Hits CD, by our beloved 'Disoriented' Gillespie Band, which contains the hits:

The Night Has A Thousand Flies
Goodbye Shrunken Head
Here's That Rainy Season
Just Tribesmen (Lovers No More)
Take the 'A' Trail
When I Fall In Quicksand
Half-Nelson Mandella
Blue Monkey
Leopard Skins and Moonbeams
Blue Mombossa
Almost Like Being In Lagos
Sunny Side of the Goatpath
I Didn't Know What Century It Was

Thank you for your many help. Your inordinately wealthy Nigerian brother, Prince Ndugood."

Nicely played, Taz.






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[stratman62]

Where do I sign up?

[MandoNicity]

(Note: normal Nigerian Musician's Union rules apply: three hour performances, two 15 minute breaks allowed, musicians to provide their own mosquito nets, one open fire per bandstand, one free meal plus anything you kill).


Doesn't get any better then that!

[Bill Snyder]

Sounds like it was written by someone pulling someone's leg instead of the normal scam.

[Jason Nagati]

The author hit every stereotype one would see in a Bugs Bunny cartoon except lip plates.

[MikeEdgerton]

I think someone is pushing your leg.

[Ted Eschliman]

Indeed, from one who loves the push of the leg...

[Steve Ostrander]

$42,000 per gig, plus a meal? Throw in some M&Ms, and I'm there!

[mandognome]

"you will become rich like the rest of American jazz musicians"

At this point I laughed out loud.

[MikeEdgerton]

Indeed, from one who loves the push of the leg...

I am so not shocked Ted

[Chris Biorkman]

Lol! I have to say that I prefer the twang of music to the jazz of music.

[Susan H.]

I too lol when the prince said we could get rich like other American jazz musicians...yeah right. Not even of this continent!