Re: Let's hear your BEST musical joke?
Well, let's see here...
What's the tonal range on a bass trombone?
ON and OFF.
What do you get when you play blues music backwards?
Your dog doesn't run away, your woman comes back, and you don't wake up in the morning.
What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?
New Age music.
That's all I've got for now...a lot of viola jokes, but we shant mention them here...
"When I heard what Socrates had done on the lyre, I wished indeed even [I had done] that...but certainly I labored hard in letters!" - Cicero, "Cato the Elder on Old Age"
Weber Gallatin Mahogany F
19th Century Ferrari(?) Bowlback
Early 20th Century British Mandoline-Banjo & Deering Goodtime Tenor
1960s Harmony Baritone Ukelele
The Magic Fluke Flea Soprano Ukelele (in 5ths!)
1910 German Stradivarius 1717 copy, unknown maker
1890(?) German Stradivarius 1725 copy, G.A. Pfreztschner, maker
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