They almost got it right.

[ColdBeerGoCubs]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Mandolin-w-Case-...#ht_2946wt_907

[Bertram Henze]

This goes to the hall of fame for ideas that die unnoticed. Looks like the kind of object a serial killer would leave behind with his victims after a rotten childhood full of mandolins...

[Bluman]

What do think, would an F Model sound different/better?

[ColdBeerGoCubs]

This goes to the hall of fame for ideas that die unnoticed. Looks like the kind of object a serial killer would leave behind with his victims after a rotten childhood full of mandolins...

That's the best description I've ever read, of anything.

Bluman--A or F, doesn't matter, but how about 8 strings.

[Ed Goist]

What do think, would an F Model sound different/better?

No, but it would cost twice as much.

[Cheryl Watson]

I am cringing as to how that thing must sound <shutter>

[JEStanek]

Mandolin - Large Musical Instrument Miniature

That is all. This should go under the Cafe Masthead.